- "Did you know that they gave reserve soldiers Kalashnikovs in Lebanon recently?"
- "No, but it's not that bad a weapon. It works even in mud."
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- "Well, you can't aim it for shit, and it's not like there's any mud there."
- "There's metaphorical mud."
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"Metaphorical mud can cause metaphorical stoppage even in a Kalashnikov."